Camp Pranks Thread

[BarnesX.308]

No hunting camp can exist without some good pranks. What are some of your favorites. One I recently learned is to put a maniken in one of the guy's tree stands. Dress the maniken in orange and have him up there the day before so it looks like someone is already in his stand. In the pre-dawn darkness, this would work very well. The one dummy yelling up at the other dummy would be hilarious.

Another standard is setting all the clocks forward 2 hours in the middle of the night.

What are your favorites?

[The Wadd]

Put A life like Deer Target about 50 yards Away from Your friends stand
and see how many times he shoots at it! :shoot::shoot::shoot: funny but
Crule! :mad:

[BarnesX.308]

funny but
Crule! :mad:

Were you a victim of this one? :D

I was thinking that running Christmas lights up a guys treestand would be pretty funny too. Although it would help him find his stand in the dark :thup:

[The Ridge]

A buddy of mine I hunted with in the Pine Barrens had this spot in a forrest of super tall ceders.It looked like you were in the city surrounded by tall skyscrapers.
I went to the local porn shop and bought a bunch of Hustler,Penthouse and some other real wacky mags. For $20 you could buy 20 out dated brick of mags. I took the centerfolds out and used my climbing stand a hung all these centerfolds in every cedar facing his stand. You really have had to see this it was funny as hell.I had put up about 20 posterts all 25 foot up.

It took a few mornings till he hunted but when he came back to the club house he was in shock.
We all had a good laugh.

[The Wadd]

Not Me! heard about it on one of my southern Hunts! The guy Shot every
Bullet he brought! Ive Always wanted to do it but It would ruin the
Area!

[INRUT]

Every camp has the pain in the a$$ drunk.... If he has a mustache shave half of it when he passes out. He will be well behaved the rest of the week. :cheers:
You can also carry his entire bunk outside and see how long it takes for the cold wake him up.:wave:

You can also just kick his ass.:D

[ACEarcher]

We've done a strip of fire crackers in a coffee can in the middle of the night around the bunks. Thats a funny one. We've also done that when someone was in the outhouse. Not the best idea though. We really pissed off a friend one time hunting in a field edge. He was in his stand on the edge of the field wait to see something. Here we all come with the trucks and start turffing the field and mudding in the wet spots. Man was he pissed, but later he laughed.

[wreckless]

We put tinks on the mustache our pain in the ass passed out drunk.

[The Ridge]

We put tinks on the mustache our pain in the ass passed out drunk.


Thank heaven we do not have any drunks at camp.Don't get me wrong we all have a few Manhattans and Beers but we are so into hunting the drinks take a back seat to getting up early.

Ridge

[WoodsHunter]

The lottery in Pa. was about 5 million dollars. We went into Wellsboro to buy lottery tickets, each guy bought about $10.00 worth of tickets. We did not get a station at the hotel that would give the lottery tickets but one of the guy's wife would call around 7:00P.M. each night to check in.
Well one of the guys left his lottery tickets in the room while he was taken a shower, we got his numbers and wrote them down on a small piece of paper. Sure enough this guy's wife calls, our friend whos numbers we have comes over to the phone, say's Jack make sure you get the lottery numbers. Jack's wife gives him the lottery numbers over the phone, I write them down and stick them in my pocket. The guy comes over and asked if I got the numbers, yea, here they are, of coarse there his numbers and not the real numbers that Jack got off his wife. Now picture this, were in a crowded resturant & bar. After about 15 minutes of checking his lottery numbers he jumps up screaming I WON, I WON, The whole resturant is standing, what the hell is going on, once again I WON, I WON, you won what, I won the 5 million dollars. People that we didn't even know came over and shook his hand, congratulate him, ask if he need help in spending it. He was buying everyone drinks, telling us (who set him up) that he was going to take all of us to Africa in a big hunting trip, etc., etc.
Well we let this go for about a hour, telling him the truth he didn't want to hear it or beleive it, I don't think he talked to us the rest of the week.
After twenty years when we get together he still brings it up! !

[Barrell]

Years ago...4 of us in a motel near Jim Thorpe. Three of us made it back and were atarving so we ran down to a McyD's and we saved one of the bags and styrofoam 1/4 pounder holders. Took a dump in the styrofoam holder and put it in the bag. When he finaly returned he was starving and all excited that we had bought him a burger. He ripped into the bag and flipped open the styrofoam box and found a big suprise!!!!!

[LUCKY7]

Not mine. I think F&S had an article about pranks and the best one I read involved a strategically placed, rather gigantic shed near someone's treestand. Someone found a shed hunting Canada or something and placed it near a buddy's stand where he was pretty sure he'd find it, and let him go all year dreaming about that buck. The guy was showing everyone the shed and getting all amped up all year before they burst his bubble. So funny, but even more cruel.

[BarnesX.308]

We tried that with one of our guys. I found a 7 point shed, complete with forked G2, 3 inch sticker and huge drop tine. Only problem was the guy was a total meat hunter and the whole thing was ho-hum to him.

[grtwhthunter/fisherman]

the state of maine oh yes how pretty it is and how far was town.we had our friend eating all kinds of chillie beans and hot dogs and before long he had to take a dump in the OUTHOUSE no plumbing here well we told him were going to town and left saying well b rite back we parked the truck down the road and watched him go into outhouse do his buisness and here him mother ___)us and freak then come out of toilet looking for something to wipe his arselol. well when he went in we made a trail of tp all the way back to the cabin 1 sheet at evry 5 feet:D:D

[50 yard fred]

had a (famous)guy from main who would drink all night the sleep on the couch the snore and wake us up. so we took the light switchs and hard wired them he couldnt turn threm off and we slept great

[Y-BUC-BILL]

Once had a new hunter in camp in Penna..That first day of hunting.I wrapped up a bunch of deer poop in a napkin.Got back for dinner and put out a side dish of the deer poop.Told him they were Brown Fork Beans.All had a laugh.

[onthehunt]

We do the typical mess with the food stuff. Paper towels in the sandwich, hot sauce in the ketchup, etc. All pretty funny. We got the passed out drunk one night with orange marking paint. Painted his whole shirt and pants orange. A guy we didn't really like too much got the steamy pile under his driver side door one night. After fumbling for his keys to unlock his door he managed to cover both boots pretty well. That was his last year with us:razz:

[SNJBOWHUNTER]

The guys I hunt with buck week like to unlatch your tailgate, but leave it up so it looks closed. When you go to take off it sounds and feels like the whole bed of your truck falls off. Its pretty funny when its not your truck!:D

[BarnesX.308]

The guys I hunt with buck week like to unlatch your tailgate, but leave it up so it looks closed. When you go to take off it sounds and feels like the whole bed of your truck falls off. Its pretty funny when its not your truck!:D

That's pure genius. So simple, yet so effective. :D

[Buckshot61]

Took my boy out scouting one day when he was about 7 or 8 years old.
along with me was a box of rasinets in my pocket. when he was not looking, I put a pile on the ground then called him over to see the fresh deer dump. while he was checking it out, I picked up a small pile and tossed them into my mouth, chewed them up, then looked down at him saying it can't be more than an hour old... ( We almost lost a future hunter that day!!! ) but now he is 19 with many deer behind him, so I must not have scrued him up to bad.