2 Funny 2 Kick Her butt!

[The Wadd]

Ok! Im butchering this nice Deer, I shot yesterday!My Best Buck Ever! I saw the back legs off to hang the Beast,I let him hang for a night, I start skining him,Look back and His legs are gone??:huh: Ok? Hey LIBERTY! WERE THE F ARE THE LEGS???:huh: WHO! ME?:huh: After my friends left,I start Hunting again! :nuts:Maybe I threw them out? No Way! LIBERTY! Find your CHEWEYS!
:eek: No Shit! She Hid them In My Freekin Couch:eek:! She`s Luckey She got me 13 Pheasants so far!:razz: Thank God I have this Little pain In th Ass in My Life!:thup:

[RUSS0079]

Holy Sh-T!!!
Wadd, that is the funniest F'n story yet. Damn Hungarian dogs, they forget they don't find dead deer here in the State's. That's why you got to get one of my GSP pups!!! It would have brought you the whole DEER!!!!! Great story.. Heading up state, On Tuesday night, to hunt grouse on Weds. You want to come.... Dave said he couldn't make it???? I got to get back to that thunder in the woodlands!!!

[Unami]

In the couch??? Imagine if you hadn't found them so quick. Whew, my wife would freak out. I wouldn't be too pleased either. Can you imagine? "honey, whats that awfull smell?" "I don't know? smells like it's in the living room". " where are all these flies coming from? Time for a new couch.

[The Wadd]

Thanks for the invite Russ! But I cant! Yeah Im Glad I did find them so fast, I dont think it would have been so funny finding them a week or 2 from now!

[LUCKY7]

We had a brittney steal a seabass once. My dad's laying the fish out for a picture, starts counting, counts again and again. So we are missing a seabass and a dog. We look around and the dog is in the kennel trying to swallow this bass whole. The "getting the bass out of her mouth" ordeal may be funnier than the initial theft of said bass. She was also a good bird dog so no wrath came down.